At least, I hope it was over a delicious cookie like that. It’d be such a waste to go through all that trouble over (barf!) the Trefoils or the Lemonades. (And, apparently, these days there’s a cookie called the Shout-Out. Who knew?)
LatinTRENDS (via the New York Daily News) is reporting about a Florida woman who beat up her roommate over Girl Scout Cookies.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.
According to the story, the “battle royale” between Hersha Howard (who, according to the police report, weighs 400 POUNDS (?!)) and Jasmine Wanke began at 1 a.m., while Wanke was sleeping.
Howard allegedly attacked Wanke with a pair of scissors (?!?!), and the “battle royale” ravaged the entire apartment (?!?!?!), until Wanke’s husband separated the pair.
I wonder if there’s a badge for this…