WHAT IS THIS MESS?
The Daily Mail reports on the unfortunate tale of Cathy Ward, a bakery assistant somewhere in England. As you can see from the picture above, our girl Cathy has had her WHOLE back tattooed with images of the worst vampire movie series ever made (yeah, I said it, Twilight fans…I SAID IT, AND I’M LOOKIN’ RIGHT ‘ATCHA!).
But that’s not all! Nein, fraulein!
Cathy has made plans to get Edward’s face tattooed on her belly! According to the Mail, “I love Robert Pattinson. I want to tone up so I can get his character Edward Cullen on my stomach. The way I look at it I could be spending the money on going out drinking and eating but instead I’m spending it on something I am really passionate about. I have got a cross trainer, rowing machine and hand weights and I work out in my spare room which has got Twilight pictures all over the walls. I watch the films or listen to the soundtracks as I exercise. It has worked miracles. I have never been more positive, more outgoing, fit and never had so much fun in my life.”
Jesus be a fence all around us…