Surely by now, you all have seen this beauty floating around the Internet:
Apparently, the bacon craze has translated to a Christmas nativity scene, in which the Little Lord Jesus is away in a manger, swaddled in bacon.
Though the grass is a food of indeterminate origin (lasagna?), you’ve GOT to love the sausage “bricks,” the mortadella clothes, and the Bratwurst Wise Men.
Nitroglycerin pill not included.