Michael Lohan and Kim G Make Out

“I liked that he didn’t have a saggy rear end. He has a nice smile, killer eyes, and he’s devious like me,” said “The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s” Kim Granatell regarding what she likes most about new flame Michael Lohan. Lohan is known as the ex-husband of Dina Lohan and father to a lawyer’s biggest money-maker, Lindsay Lohan. When Papa Lohan is not attending rehab or dealing with his daughter’s legal battles, it seems he is getting hot and heavy with Kim G. Lohan decided to give his daughter Lindsay a break from all the media coverage by making tabloids himself. In this exclusive photo by Tom Murro from Celebritymagnet.com, Granatell and Lohan can be seen lip locking for the public. With Granatell’s petite size and blonde locks, she caught the attention of Lohan right away. One of the first things he told her was, “Look at that body. I can’t believe you had three kids.” Perhaps, with pickup lines like that, Lohan has been watching another New Jersey show — “The Jersey Shore”. Murro got right to it and asked Granatell if her new boy toy was a good kisser. She responded, “He is a good kisser; he just needs to ditch the cigarettes.” So along with refraining from alcohol, Lohan should also refrain from smoking Marlboros to increase kissing satisfaction. It seems rare that these two would cross paths, let alone cross lips. Lohan lives on the West Coast and is mostly known for any drug-related or rehab-related tabloid stories. And Granatell lives in New Jersey and is known for being the one who stirs the pot on Bravo’s hit reality TV show about New Jersey housewives. Although they live on opposite sides of the country, Lohan has offered to have Granatell visit him in his L.A. home, but she explained that she didn’t go because, “I didn’t want to end up like the Silahi’s.” Granatell has dealt with a lot of drama on the RHONJ, from her interactions with Danielle Staub to, well, her interactions with Danielle Staub. But perhaps the tri-state area has not seen the type of drama a Lohan can bring. After seeing this make-out media photo, Lohan’s ex-fiancé, Kate Major, had some disturbing things to say about this 50-year-old dad. Major, a 28-year-old former reporter for Star magazine, confronted Lohan for weaving a web of lies, womanizing, and shockingly during a brawl, Lohan punched her female friend in the face, as RadarOnline.com reported. “In the meantime, Michael ripped a bracelet off my hand and it was all caught on camera,” said Major. Michael is currently undergoing treatment for anger management issues on the VH1’s Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab. The show will reveal that although Michael is the least publicized Lohan, he might just be the most dramatic. Granatell enjoyed a hot make-out, but she better be careful with this hot head. Then again, how can a girl resist text messages that read: “You are beautiful inside and out,” “I need a fire, a fur rug, a snowy, and you,” “I like kissing you, practice makes perfect,” and “I will find scripture related to our life and pray on them, goodnight.” Those are not taken from the “Texts From Last Night” website, but it would make sense if they were. If these texts are that entertaining, a relationship between the two of them would be even more so. Perhaps this mother and father could star in their own reality show, a not-so-PG13 version of “The Parent Trap”.