Have You Ever Wanted to Smell Like Jennifer Aniston?

True story: I get pitches in my e-mail ALL. DAY. LONG. PR firms, bless their hearts, are aware that people are on the lookout for their holiday stories NOW (it’s August, I know…welcome to the world of editorial), and wouldn’t you know that celebrity perfumes are RIGHT ON THAT LIST. Now…if I were to pick a celebrity to smell like, I’d want to smell like Harrison Ford‘s bicycle seat. (Sorry, Calista Flockhart…) But since Eau de Ford Buttcrack isn’t available this holiday season (maybe for 2012…), you can get the next best thing: the Jennifer Aniston perfume. From the press release: “In her latest blockbuster, the gorgeous and talented, Jennifer Aniston plays Dr. Julia Harris whose sexual harassment of Dale Arbus is played with great wit and candor. Let’s assume in real life that most of us have fantastic female bosses who we actually want to give a great holiday gift to. And let’s not stop at our bosses. Typical holiday gift lists include spouses, lovers, sisters, mothers, daughters, best friends, babysitters, teachers and on and on and on. This Holiday Season, the new Jennifer Aniston fragrance is available in two different sizes and price points—ideal for all the women in your life. The Scent: Classic and nostalgic, yet fashionable and sexy. Jennifer Aniston evokes freshness, warmth, and sophistication. Exhilarate your senses with this romantic, floral musk that leaves an endless trail of elegance and seduction. Available in 2 size Gift Sets: Jennifer Aniston 4-piece Gift Set: 2.9 fl oz Eau de Parfum Spray 3.0 fl oz Body Lotion 3.0 fl oz Shower Gel .25 fl oz Eau de Parfum Spray $114.00 value for $70 Available at Lord & Taylor, Dillard’s and Belk 3-piece Gift Set: 1.7 fl oz Eau de Parfum Spray 3.0 fl oz Body Spray .33 oz Roller Ball $91 value for $55 Available exclusively at Sephora.” Right, then. Aren’t you better for knowing this? You keep licking those windows, Sunshine…someday, your prince will come.