The man with the iconic hair, famous catch phrase, and deep wallet Donald Trump has got a “situation” that all the money in the world can’t fix it. The owner of nearly half the buildings in the country will get his own serving of, “you’re fired,” during his roast on Comedy Central this March. The “Comedy Central Roast Of Donald Trump” will tape at The Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City on Wednesday, March 9 and will premiere on Tuesday, March 15 at 10:30 PM ET/PT on Comedy Central.
“I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me,” said Trump. He must have a great sense of humor, because his joke right there is quite funny.
The roast master this year will be Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane. Celebrity Roasters who dare to join MacFarlane to go against this head of the boardroom will include legendary television personality and suspender connoisseur, Larry King, current “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant and Academy Award®-winner Marlee Matlin, the chronically blunt rapper Snoop Dogg and “Jersey Shore’s” finest, the abulous Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Joining them on the stage will be a crew of the most merciless comedians ever assembled. This year’s Roasters include comedians Whitney Cummings, Anthony Jeselnik, Lisa Lampanelli, and Jeffrey Ross. Past celebrities who were in the same “hot seat” as Trump include: Denis Leary, Jeff Foxworthy, David Hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, William Shatner, Flavor-Flav, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Saget, and Joan Rivers.
Trump will now be getting the same insulting treatment everyone else was given. Let’s hope his hair makes the cut as one of the top topics of the evening. Then again, he must have caught wind that his hair makes quite the buzz, because he did just that, buzzed it right off. Click HERE to watch him go through with it.