Guardians Of The Galaxy Is The Next Film To Get Its Very Own XXX Parody!

GOTG(PCM) Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones, and get hooked on a feeling, because WoodRocket.com is going into production on the Guardians of the Galaxy adult parody, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot.

The upcoming parody is being brought to you by the same company that gave us the porn parodies for TV show’s such as Bob’s Burgers, Game Of Thrones, Doctor Who and Spongebob Squarepants to name a few.

In honor of James Gunn’s Marvel movie masterpiece becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of the upcoming sequel, WoodRocket.com knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like. (for those that happen to be curious)

The upcoming parody will be written and directed by Lee Roy Meyers and casting is set to begin shortly. The film will be available exclusively for free at Woodrocket.com.

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Air New Zealand Unveils The “Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made”

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(PCM) Air New Zealand has gotten quite creative with their new airline safety video and have unveiled the Hobbit-themed “Most Epic Safety Video Ever Made”.

Fans of “The Hobbit” will be overjoyed with the new flight safety video which features appearances by both Elijah Wood and “Hobbit” trilogy director Peter Jackson.

The video opens up with two “Hobbit” superfan running to board their air New Zealand flight only to find themselves seated next to Elijah Wood himself. The video then swiftly transports the fans to Middle Earth and flight safety instructions are hilarious portrayed in that setting.

Air New Zealand is urging travelers to use the hashtag #airzhobbit to spread the word and since the video has been uploaded to YouTube it has already surpassed over 3 million views and continues to climb.

In a stroke of marketing genius the new video comes just prior to the release of the third and final film in the “Hobbit” trilogy “The Hobbit: The Battle Of Five Armies”.

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Yoda, Chewbacca And Darth Vader Set To Run For Ukrainian Parliament

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(PCM) In a bit of odd news out of the Ukraine, it seems that if Star Wars characters are now running for a place in the Ukrainian parliament. Somehow Yoda, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader have officially registered as candidates under the “Internet Party”.

The upcoming elections for parliament are set to take place in the city of Odessa on October 26. Odessa happens to be the third largest city in the Ukraine. Rest assured that the candidates are actual people as the individuals in the running have legally changed their names to Darth V. Vader, Stepan Chubakka (Chewbacca) and Master V. Yoda.

Now that’s what we can dedication!!

The “Internet Party” candidates even went as far as to use iconic Star Wars imagery with a slight Ukrainian twist in both their campaign posters and videos. Even though the party’s attempt at having a member actually get elected to parliament, the party’s campaign is certainly creating a lot of buzz and a few laughs throughout the Ukraine.

 

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New York Comic-Con 2014 Cosplay Gallery

(PCM) What Comic-Con event would be complete with a fleet of cosplay participants? PCM spent all four days at NY Comic-Con 2014. And while NY Comic-Con isn’t exactly known for out-performing in the A-list cosplay category over San Diego, it’s building steam. Early word from staff insiders is that NY Comic-Con has out drawn San Diego in total numbers!

Cosplay at NY Comic-Con was steady and strong all four days with a ratio of about 2 of every 10 attendees in costume.

If you are in a photo and want the hi-res original, contact Lars Hindsley through Facebook. Sorry, I do not accept random friend request for security purposes. Only send friend requests if you are one of these cosplayers or know me outside of Facebook.

For video content from this event, visit: YouTube.com/DangerManXX

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The Sad Reason Why Most Disney Characters Do Not Have Mothers

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(PCM) Like us, I’m sure that many of you were left pondering just why it appears that so many Disney characters are lacking a mother figure or that the mother figures are often tragically killed within the beginning of the film. For the first time, that answer has been revealed and it is an incredibly tragic story.

Recently, “Maleficent” executive producer Don Hahn spoke with Glamour Magazine and revealed two stories that are rarely spoken about, but certainly shed light on the motherless child theme that we see in so many classic Disney tales.

Hahn says “One reason is practical because the movies are 80 or 90 minutes long, and Disney films are about growing up. They’re about that day in your life when you have to accept responsibility. Simba ran away from home but had to come back. In shorthand, it’s much quicker to have characters grow up when you bump off their parents. Bambi’s mother gets killed, so he has to grow up. Belle only has a father, but he gets lost, so she has to step into that position. It’s a story shorthand.”

The second reason is where things definitely take on a more tragic turn as it is revealed that Walt Disney himself, felt responsible for his own mother’s death after he purchased his parents a home in 1940. Hahn revealed “He had the studio guys come over and fix the furnace, but when his mom and dad moved in, the furnace leaked and his mother died. The housekeeper came in the next morning and pulled his mother and father out on the front lawn. His father was sick and went to the hospital, but his mother died.”

Hahn went on to say that Disney never spoke about his mother’s death, nor did anyone else, “because he personally felt responsible because he had become so successful that he said, ‘Let me buy you a house.’ It’s every kid’s dream to buy their parents a house and just through a strange freak of nature — through no fault of his own — the studio workers didn’t know what they were doing. “There’s a theory, and I’m not a psychologist, but he was really haunted by that. That idea that he really contributed to his mom’s death was really tragic.”

Such a sad, sad story, but it definitely makes a lot of sense and certainly sheds some light on why we see so many of Disney’s characters lacking their maternal role models.

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