Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant’s Comedy Sketch Goes Viral

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(PCM) Southwest Airlines flight attendant Mary Cobb has been with the company for seven years and it seems she has mastered the trick to getting passengers to pay attention to the pre-flight safety demonstration.

Her hilarious safety demonstration comedy sketch has gone viral and many passengers are praising her not only for her sense of humor, but also say she is an incredibly caring flight attendant.

“Position your seat belt tight and low across your hips, like my grandmother wears her support bra. Everybody gets a door prize in the seat back in front of you, along with dirty diapers, chewing gum wrappers, dirty diapers, and all the other gifts you leave for us from time to time”, says Mary Cobb in her speech.

“Everybody gets their very own teeny weeny yellow Southwest bikini,” she also says. “One size fits all. To activate the flow of oxygen, simply insert 75 … Read the rest…

Tax Freedom Day

(PCM) Tax Freedom Day is the day that the money that you earn that particular year, on average, stops going into the government’s pocket and starts going into yours.

Tax Freedom Day By Year:
April 21, 2014
April 18, 2013
April 13, 2012
April 12, 2011
April 9, 20101tax
April 8, 2009
April 16, 2008
April 24, 2007
April 26, 2006
April 21, 2005
April 15, 2004
April 14, 2003
April 17, 2002
April 27, 2001
May 1, 2000

TAX TRIVIA:
► The earliest known tax was implemented in Mesopotamia over 4500 years
ago, where people paid taxes throughout the year in the form of livestock, which
was the typical currency at the time.

► If you steal something, it technically counts as income, and is taxable.

► The U.S. tax code contains 7,000,000,000 words. If you are counting zeroes, that is t 7 BILLION not Million. The Bible, called … Read the rest…

Free Tax Day Offers and Freebies 2014!

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(PCM) Tax day is upon us and upholding a long standing tradition several retailers are offering up Tax Day freebies and discount offers for today only!

Fast-food chain Arby’s is offering up a free snack-size curly fry all day today. You can find the printable coupon here!

Outback Steakhouse wants to give you a free Bloomin’ Onion today only!

Boston Market offers two half chicken individual meals for $10.40 (haha, 1040..get it?) No coupon is needed for this offer which ends after today.

Office Depot will shred up to five pounds of documents for free if you present the coupon which can be found here!

Fast-food chain McDonald’s offers a free small coffee during breakfast hours on April 15th, no coupon required. They are also offering buy one get one for a penny Big Macs.

Frozen yogurt chain Pinkberry is offering a half-price frozen yogurt if you bring … Read the rest…

Coachella Did NOT Cause Instagram To Crash

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(PCM) Instagram users were in a frenzy this afternoon when the popular social media photo app was down for a few hours with many blaming the influx of Coachella selfies being shared for the issue. Instagram has issued a statement and claims that it was not the Coachella music festival that caused the outage.

The problem according to Instagram was a “feed delivery issue” which appears to be fixed at this time.

From the many tweets that were posted from those attending Coachella, the popular music festival in Indio, Ca, this weekend, you would have thought that the entire world was coming to an end and that Instagram was just another part of the festival.

The very best one came from comedian/actor David Spade which read “Instagram is down.  Does that mean they cancel Coachella? I mean what’s the point of going now. To hear music??”

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White House Is Considering A Ban On Selfies After David Ortiz Photo Stunt

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(PCM) After David Ortiz snapped a highly shared selfie with President Obama during the Boston Red Sox’s visit to The White House, it seems the snap could end up bringing about the ban of all selfies taken with the President.

It turns out that what appeared to be a spur of the moment photo opp, turned out to be part of a promotion that Ortiz was working on with phone manufacturer Samsung. It seems that Ortiz signed an endorsement deal with Samsung the day before the visit, agreeing to be the company’s “MLB social media insider”.

White House senior adviser Dan Pfeiffer claims that President Obama had no knowledge about Samsung’s connection to the image and with the news coming to light, it may just be the end of all White House selfies.

This is not the first time that Samsung has stirred up controversy with it’s sneaky advertising techniques. … Read the rest…



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