Today’s episode of “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished” comes to you from the bowels of South Jersey…the same place that gave the world that festering pop culture cold sore known as Jersey Shore.
According to The Courier Post (“From South Jersey to You”), after Taylor Cole Vanderhook (the beauty pictured) drove into a canal, Chris Sullivan dove in and broke her windshield, saving her from the sinking car. Her response: “Dude, I’m gonna kill you — you broke my car.”
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Fortunately, there are others who look at things a little bit more positively.
“He, no doubt in my mind, saved her life,” said Ocean City police spokeswoman Jessica Waters. “When you look up ‘hero’ in the dictionary, that’s what you find. Thank goodness he was there.”